lordpayne: putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead of actually going...
slow-riot: As requested, here’s a video vinyl post about one of my personal favorites
restlessfornothing asked: dude how are you so perfect???
Anonymous asked: omfg your video wat
fortressofself: i dont wanna do my homework i just wanna kiss a babe
maxfuckingbemis: HARRY STYLES’ HAIR IS SO STUPID LOOKING I’M SORRY NO I’M NOT
mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat: i fell in love with the girl at the rock show she said “what” and i said “whAT” and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD” and i said “WHAT”
Anonymous asked: Who ar you complaining about on twitter all the time?
failbag: guys like to complain about how hard it is to get a girlfriend and how they’re always being put in the ‘friend-zone’ maybe if they actually TRIED building an attractive nest out of pebbles they would find a female to mate with before the harsh winter came, did they ever consider THAT